In a world where movie trailers get trailers, one man dares to become his own teaser trailer … for his teaser trailer. That man is Five Time Academy Award Viewer Ryan Reynold … I mean Deadpool. Oh hell, they’re basically the same person!

That’s right, despite the Deadpool Trailers – normal and uncensored Redband – premiering this week, Deadpool is narrating his own teaser. Although unlike other ‘teasers’ for ‘trailers’, this Deadpool teaser is actually more satisfying than most other film’s trailers. From the self-referential humor to wonderful balance of satire and stupidity, it’s safe to say that even if this mini-monologue – which uses NO footage from the film – was the only taste we’d get for the film before it premiers next year, we’d be completely satisfied!

“In a world divided by fear, one man must stand alone against the forces of darkness. From the studio that inexplicably sewed his f#cking mouth shut the first time, comes 5 time Academy Award viewer Ryan Reynolds as a man on an eHarmony date with destiny. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you … me, Deadpool. So get ready to blow out your collective sphincters cause my trailer is coming … tomorrow.”

BUT FEAR NOT! Because Deadpool is coming (phrasing) tomorrow! So stay tuned for a Mega Trailer Analysis of what both trailers have to show!

Because he’s classy!